A peek into The Dizzle regimen

Now, I know I look good and I know you know I look good but here is something you may not have known. Quite a bit goes into my beautification process. Here are some of my items starting with the far left. Toothpaste and a tooth brush to polish my pearly whites which are usually brushed once a week or so. My daily spritz to give me that come hither scent that gets all of the ladies. Next is my shampoo to bring out my natural healthy glow that I use every couple of months. Followed lastly by nail trimmers. My nails are cut once a week and then filed to make sure they don't snag. Oh, and I almost forgot my least favorite experience... the ear swabbing... *cringe* I may just have to make a whole seperate blog about that. I know, sounds like a lot of work right? Don't worry though, I've got a girl for that.

I do cute

Sometimes you just gotta be cute. That way they'll put up with anything. I'd say I've pretty much mastered it. My signature move when I want to be cute is laying on my back. I like to lift my paws up too. That gives it that little extra something. Most the time I don't even try and it works but it is always nice to know I can turn on the charm when I need it.

My Crib

My new crib is finally ready. It is special order house that we had to do some construction on so here we are hard at work putting it together.

I know, pretty sick right? House warming party will be later. If you didn't get the invite then you probably aren't invited, aight?

Ridiculous

Okay okay so they make a pez dispenser that

looks like me. Big whoop wanna fight about it?

Of course we had to do pictures.
I swear I hate these people.

Straight thuggin

I am so tuff it is ridiculous. (Yet, secure enough in my masculinity to write in pink.) I thought it was important to show why not to mess with me. I dance like a butterfly and sting like a bee yo. In the video you may hear what you think is a girl laughing at me... no, she was totally crying... all like, "Oh Dizzee please don't hurt me." It was pathetic. Think twice before messin' with The Dizz.

Bath me no likey

When one of my roomates are in the shower of course I act like I want to come in. I am trying to harrass them. I don't actually want to get in the bath. They need to realize this. If you are going to insist on having me get unnecessarily bathed then it better be in the shower. Baths are intolerable. I am supposed to enjoy being stuck in a slippery pit full of water that I can't get out of? No. I blame you other ferrets out there. You see tons of pictures of ferrets swimming in water in bathtubs all of the time. Don't you see are just doing what they want you to do? I smell fine. Humans are the ones that stink. You bathe everyday and you still have to wear something called "deodorant"? That is the definition of being smelly. I go months without a bath baby and I still smell great.

I can quit anytime I want

Look away. This was a dark moment for me. As some of you may know... my name is Dizzee Rascal and I am a Eucerin-aholic. It is a mild taste with a smooth texture that I just love. If I smell it on you, I'll lick it right off. Sometimes I don't waste anytime and just go straight for the bottle. Don't judge me.