It's all fun and games until someone gets left home from the vacation

So I was having a good time trying to unpack everything that my friends were packing and rolling around in their suitcase when little did I know that this meant that they were leaving me. The most insulting part of it all was that they locked me in my cage. Are you freaking kidding me? You think you can just leave me here locked in a cage like I am some kind of... some kind of...animal? Luckily Grandma was there to spring me the next day. It was lonely with no one to harass all day. But I am sure that they were pathetically lost without me becuase when they got home it was all, Dizzee this, and Dizzee that. Don't worry, I'll make them make it up to me.

Me gusta la basura (that's right, I am multi-lingual)

For those of you that aren't, it means that I like the garbage. If you are like most people who don't share their home with a helpful friend like me, when you throw something away it is done, gone away, not worried about until you take out the garbage. Ever heard the phrase "one man's garbage is another man's treasure?" If you haven't, it is probably because I didn't get ithe quote right... but you know what I mean. I don't see any reason to throw out perfectly good toilet paper roll. I can think of a thousand things to do it and I have just the place to put it. So typically you can throw things a way 2, 3, or even 4 times. I just like to make sure that you are absolutely sure you wanted to throw it away. You can thank me later.

'Nuff Said

Cha Ching

Spare change anyone? Oh, wait, I am totally rich. Who says crime doesn't pay? People who obviously have not met me. Aside from my massive cache of assorted objects that I steal and then leave in safe keeping under the bed, I also have all of this money. I like to dig a round in it, roll around in it, and laugh at you poor folk who don't have it.

A peek into The Dizzle regimen

Now, I know I look good and I know you know I look good but here is something you may not have known. Quite a bit goes into my beautification process. Here are some of my items starting with the far left. Toothpaste and a tooth brush to polish my pearly whites which are usually brushed once a week or so. My daily spritz to give me that come hither scent that gets all of the ladies. Next is my shampoo to bring out my natural healthy glow that I use every couple of months. Followed lastly by nail trimmers. My nails are cut once a week and then filed to make sure they don't snag. Oh, and I almost forgot my least favorite experience... the ear swabbing... *cringe* I may just have to make a whole seperate blog about that. I know, sounds like a lot of work right? Don't worry though, I've got a girl for that.

I do cute

Sometimes you just gotta be cute. That way they'll put up with anything. I'd say I've pretty much mastered it. My signature move when I want to be cute is laying on my back. I like to lift my paws up too. That gives it that little extra something. Most the time I don't even try and it works but it is always nice to know I can turn on the charm when I need it.

My Crib

My new crib is finally ready. It is special order house that we had to do some construction on so here we are hard at work putting it together.

I know, pretty sick right? House warming party will be later. If you didn't get the invite then you probably aren't invited, aight?