Bath me no likey

When one of my roomates are in the shower of course I act like I want to come in. I am trying to harrass them. I don't actually want to get in the bath. They need to realize this. If you are going to insist on having me get unnecessarily bathed then it better be in the shower. Baths are intolerable. I am supposed to enjoy being stuck in a slippery pit full of water that I can't get out of? No. I blame you other ferrets out there. You see tons of pictures of ferrets swimming in water in bathtubs all of the time. Don't you see are just doing what they want you to do? I smell fine. Humans are the ones that stink. You bathe everyday and you still have to wear something called "deodorant"? That is the definition of being smelly. I go months without a bath baby and I still smell great.

I can quit anytime I want

Look away. This was a dark moment for me. As some of you may know... my name is Dizzee Rascal and I am a Eucerin-aholic. It is a mild taste with a smooth texture that I just love. If I smell it on you, I'll lick it right off. Sometimes I don't waste anytime and just go straight for the bottle. Don't judge me.

Where's Dizzle

I'm just taking my post morning/mid

afternoon nap. You may wonder where I take my naps. My answer to this is simple, anywhere I please. Deal with it. Don't think you can just come bugging me when you need some socks or underwear out of my sleeping drawer. Maybe you should just go commando or something.

Hello fellow bloggers. The other day me and my roomates went out. It was cool. We went to the store. One of the few stores that actually lets me in. (racists) Petco. On the way there I fell asleep in the car. I don't know what it is about that contraption that lulls me into sleep so immediately but I can't seem to keep my eyes open. We went and picked up some treats. My old ones were practically gone. I guess that is because I am such an awesome dude that I get treats all of the time. Anyway, we had a good time. The floor was all slippery so I kept getting drug around on my leash but I it was still the shizzle.