Thursday, July 17, 2008

Shh! Be vewy quiet... I hunting snaiws



Have you ever tried escargot? If so, then you have a little bit of culture in you. Good job. What the French restaurant didn't tell you was that this is the pansy way to eat them - all cooked and dead. I prefer to venture out and pick my own. That way you are sure to get the freshest and utmost quality snails around. I like to roll them over and then lick them. For some reason my leash hasn't let me get much past that so I haven't actually eaten one yet but my day shall come. Licking them is great. It makes you feel all psychedelic. It's snails that do that right? If you lick a snail you get a buzz?...

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