Incompetency: to suck at stuff

I have never been much of a health nut. I try to take care of myself but I mostly do what I want. As you can see by my sexy pictures I am doing alright. I went to my annual check up to get some more shots from the doc recently and I am appalled. What kind of people are they allowing to work on ferrets these days. Don't get me wrong, the nurses absolutley loved me. They all clamored to hold me, adore me, and show me off. They doctor however was a joke. He waltzes in there pretending to care (and not doing a very good job), and then gives me a shot. Now I'm no fan of needles but I can tolerate someone who does it quick and good. This guy stabs me in the neck and then because I squirmed a little dropped me on the table. WITH THE NEEDLE STILL IN MIND YOU. Then he pulls attitude because I hissed at him. You are darn right I hissed at him. He is incompetent. So we had some questions for him but he was too busy to pay enough attention. He would always be like "Oh, yeah, I guess that would be good..." What a dork. Needless to say we will be taking me and my beautiful presence elsewhere for our next check up.